This was a wallpost on facebook to a close friend in the wee hours of the morning on a Saturday night:
I had the greatest moment ever last night:
I was kissing this girl from the airforce at a bar in downtown San Diego and she says, "I can't come with you, I've gotta get back to the base."
I say, "Righhhht, kickass." I lean back smiling, I knew full well I might never get to say this within a proper context ever again in my entire life. I clear my throat and say, "I don't want to sound like a dick or nothin, but uhhh says on your chart that you're fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. What I do is just like, is just like, you know..."
She raised an eyebrow at me, completely lost. I just sat there in all my glory, laughing hysterically till I was crying and then I knocked over my drink onto her lap and left. It was exceptional.
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